If you live in a magical world without Hallmark, we have some news for you: Valentine’s Day is coming. (Also, where do you live? We want to go to there.)
Yes, Valentine’s Day, that special day where you reassure your honey that your love is forever through the ritual offering of flowers that wilt in a few days. Honestly, the whole thing doesn’t make that much sense to us, but we just go with it because we love presents, even ones that wilt. If the witches of The Secret Circle were our magical valentines, here’s what we’d get them.
For Cassie: An Ancestry.com Membership
The girl wants to figure out her family tree, right? Not even the darkest magic can shield the Balcoin clan from the research junkies at Ancestry.comFor Adam: Karate Lessons
Don't get us wrong — we love that Adam is a gentle soul and the Circle's voice of reason. But on occasion, we'd love to see him be a little fiercer. Karate lessons will help him tap into his inner fighter, while keeping the peace with his sweet side. Plus, we just love the idea of Adam as a Ninja Witch.For Diana: A Kelly Clarkson Record
Last year, Diana was celebrating V-Day with Adam. This year, she's all by her lonesome. Girl, we feel you. Put on some Kelly Clarkson and sing it out! We'll even throw in a hair brush to use as a mic. Image credit: RCA RecordsFor Melissa: A Detox Weekend at a Spa
Melissa's been hitting the chemical help a little hard lately, and we're worried. It's not like we blame her — losing a loved one sucks — but we wish she was coping via less toxic methods. We'd give her a spa weekend to sweat out the bad stuff while a cute masseuse works out her tension. Image credit: Baglioni HotelsFor Jake: A Chest Wax
Since the show came back from hiatus, Jake's legendary V-necks have been MIA! We can only assume he's been too busy remembering boat fires, fighting with Adam, and romancing Cassie AND Faye to get his wax on. We'd give Jake a gift certificate to a waxer. For us, a very happy V-Day starts with a V-neck-Day. Image credit: Universal PicturesFor Faye: The Secret
Faye's desperate to get her individual power back, no matter what it takes. Considering how her last attempt drained the Circle, we think it's time to redirect her efforts in a less harmful direction. Try this book, Faye! Oprah says it works! Image credit: Atria Books/Beyond WordsWhich witch would be your Valentine?
